Review: La Grand Épicerie de Paris – Luxury, Loathing & a Lot of Goddamn Good Cheese

Illustration of Grumpy chef shopping at Le Grand Épicerie de Paris surrounded by luxury gourmet shelves glowing with golden produce

I walked in to La Grand Épicerie de Paris ready to hate it. Not mild irritation or a polite shake of the head. Full chef-mode disdain. I wanted to rip it apart—aisle by overpriced aisle—exposing it as the bougie food theme park I was certain it had become. And honestly? It is.But it’s also kind … Read more

🥖 What Foodies Should Buy in Paris: A No-Nonsense Guide to the Tastiest Souvenirs

Hand-painted watercolor illustration of the best food souvenirs from Paris, featuring mustard, cheese, wine, fleur de sel, macarons, and jam with the Eiffel Tower in the background.

You left Paris weeks ago—but the city still lingers in your mouth. A tang of mustard on your tongue, the whisper of sea salt over a perfectly cooked egg, the delicate perfume of a pantry that remembers. One sniff of Pommery and boom—you’re back on that café terrace, sweaty glass of white in hand, grinning … Read more

23 Chef’s Best Present ideas for Foodies

A minimalist illustration of a chef in a rustic kitchen surrounded by beautifully wrapped gifts, drawn with black pen lines and accented with splashes of vivid watercolours. The gifts include truffles, olive oil, cookbooks, and festive items like a copper mixing bowl and a mortar and pestle. The white background enhances the elegant design, creating a warm and inviting scene perfect for a blog about the best present ideas for foodies.

Finding the perfect gift for a foodie can feel like navigating a bustling market without a shopping list—overwhelming and full of choices! But don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned chef, an aspiring baker, or someone who just loves a good meal, this guide is your go-to resource. As a … Read more