Review: La Grand Épicerie de Paris – Luxury, Loathing & a Lot of Goddamn Good Cheese

Illustration of Grumpy chef shopping at Le Grand Épicerie de Paris surrounded by luxury gourmet shelves glowing with golden produce

I walked in to La Grand Épicerie de Paris ready to hate it. Not mild irritation or a polite shake of the head. Full chef-mode disdain. I wanted to rip it apart—aisle by overpriced aisle—exposing it as the bougie food theme park I was certain it had become. And honestly? It is.But it’s also kind … Read more

How to Shop for Food Like a French Chef (Without Getting Ripped Off)

Stylish Parisian woman walking with groceries and a black cat on a cobbled street, watercolor illustration with vibrant splashes. Hero image for How to Shop for Food Like a French Chef

Trying to navigate French supermarkets? Wondering how to find the best food in Paris without getting ripped off? You’re not alone. Real French food shopping isn’t about buying €32 foie gras from a luxury food hall. It’s about knowing the rhythm of the streets, spotting the signs of a good market, and shopping like a … Read more

🥖 What Foodies Should Buy in Paris: A No-Nonsense Guide to the Tastiest Souvenirs

Hand-painted watercolor illustration of the best food souvenirs from Paris, featuring mustard, cheese, wine, fleur de sel, macarons, and jam with the Eiffel Tower in the background.

You left Paris weeks ago—but the city still lingers in your mouth. A tang of mustard on your tongue, the whisper of sea salt over a perfectly cooked egg, the delicate perfume of a pantry that remembers. One sniff of Pommery and boom—you’re back on that café terrace, sweaty glass of white in hand, grinning … Read more

5 Ways a Chef-Turned-Food Tour Guide Will Make You Question Your Culinary Choices in Paris

Elegant watercolor illustration of a woman mid-bite enjoying gooey melted cheese at a rustic French bistro, perfect for a Paris walking food tour, showcasing the indulgent flavours of French cuisine.

Think you know Parisian food? Think again. If you’ve ever settled for a sad supermarket baguette or been duped by a tourist-trap bistro, it’s time for a proper culinary awakening. Join me on a Paris walking food tour where I’ll peel back the layers of the city’s vibrant food scene—one market stall, bakery, and hidden … Read more

Free Self-Guided Paris Market Tour

Free Paris Market Tour Eat Like The French! June 22, 2023

Bienvenue! Here’s your ultimate self-guided French market tour in Paris. Whether you’re a foodie, a first-timer, or just curious—this free guide will give you everything you need to explore a Parisian food market like a local. If you’d prefer to come along with me, I’m always happy to show you around. 😉 Don’t miss our video … Read more