Paris Bread Festival 2025 — The Review

Crowds at the Paris Bread Festival 2025 on the Parvis de Notre-Dame, with bakers on stage beneath the Fête du Pain tent and the cathedral in the background

Written on 6 May 2025, after a morning immersed in flour, butter, and pure Parisian bread bliss. It seems an improbable place to hold a food festival—the Parvis of Notre-Dame, surrounded by selfie sticks and blaring sirens, the endless churn of traffic and the thunder of bells rolling across the square. But maybe that’s the … Read more

What to Do in Paris for Foodies in June 2025

Watercolor illustration of a stylish couple walking along the Seine in Paris with swimmers, boats, and Haussmannian buildings in the background during summer 2025

Paris in June is pure edible poetry—when strawberries blush at market stalls, rosé chills in every café fridge, and the scent of grilled merguez drifts through open windows. Whether you’re a chef chasing seasonal inspiration or a curious traveller craving real-deal French flavours, this guide rounds up the best things to eat and do in … Read more

2025 Paris Food Tour Guide’s Map 2.0

illustration of a chef in paris on a food tour armend with the best google maps for paris 2025

Following feedback from visitors and tour guests, asking me to make it easier to find my food tour locations and recommended spots in Paris faster and easier. It’s time to welcome in my Paris Food Tour Guide Map 2.0. These do not replace the allready existing Paris Google Maps’s But instead offer new features and … Read more

Review: La Grand Épicerie de Paris – Luxury, Loathing & a Lot of Goddamn Good Cheese

Illustration of Grumpy chef shopping at Le Grand Épicerie de Paris surrounded by luxury gourmet shelves glowing with golden produce

I walked in to La Grand Épicerie de Paris ready to hate it. Not mild irritation or a polite shake of the head. Full chef-mode disdain. I wanted to rip it apart—aisle by overpriced aisle—exposing it as the bougie food theme park I was certain it had become. And honestly? It is.But it’s also kind … Read more

Paris Bread Festival 2025: Fête du Pain Dates, Highlights & What to Expect

Young female baker teaching school children about French bread in front of Notre-Dame Cathedral at the Paris Bread Festival 2025 with a French flag waving

If you think bread is just a side dish in France, you haven’t been to the Paris Bread Festival. For 11 buttery, flour-flecked days in May, the air around Notre-Dame turns into a symphony of crust crackles and rising dough. This isn’t your average foodie event—it’s a full-blown homage to the boulangers who keep Paris … Read more

How to Avoid Tourist Food in Paris: What Chefs, Locals, and Professional Eaters Wish You Knew

Whimsical watercolor sketch of a tipsy chef, foodie journalist, and geeky local sharing laughs after a decadent Paris meal—symbolizing how to avoid tourist food in Paris and eat like a true insider.

No beret, Gauloise or moody frown needed to eat like a Parisian—but you do need sharper instincts. We asked chefs, locals, and professional eaters for their bluntest advice on how to avoid tourist food in Paris. Because trust us—it’s not just about overpaying. It’s about missing out on what makes Paris taste like Paris. The … Read more

How the French Eat in 2025: A Realistic Look at Modern Habits

Parody logo blending McDonald's golden arches and Picard snowflake with text 'Eat Like The French' – satirical take on modern French eating habits in 2025.

France’s reputation as the land of gourmet food, crusty baguettes, and leisurely bistro lunches still holds romantic appeal—but it no longer tells the full story. In 2025, French eating habits are shifting in surprising ways. From rising fast-food sales and frozen meal dependence to the growing dominance of global food giants, how the French actually … Read more

What to Do in Paris for Foodies in May 2025

foodies guide what to in paris in may. Spring picnic in Paris illustration with foodies enjoying seasonal French food near the Eiffel Tower — watercolor style for foodie travel blog.

May in Paris isn’t polite—it’s bursting. Café terraces spill onto the pavement. Strawberries are finally sweet enough to seduce. Asparagus spears stand tall like they own the season. And the city’s appetite? Insatiable. Whether you’re planning a trip or already elbows-deep in Parisian pleasure, here’s your chef’s-eye view of what to eat, sip, and savour … Read more

What to Do in Paris for Foodies in April 2025

Watercolor-style illustration of spring in Paris with cherry blossoms, the Eiffel Tower, and people in t-shirts sharing an umbrella—capturing April's mix of sunshine and showers. hero image for a foodie blog about what to eat and do in Paris in April 2025.

Spring in Paris doesn’t whisper—it sizzles. The terraces are filling, the markets are bursting, and the kitchens? Oh, they’re getting cheeky. April is when the city swaps its winter coat for something a little more seductive, and if you’ve got taste buds worth their salt, now’s the time to pay attention. Here’s my guide on what … Read more

The Real Paris Restaurant Guide: Who to Trust in 2025

Illustration for Paris Restaurant Guide 2025 featuring a smiling chef, Eiffel Tower, wine, and plate—chef-approved local food tips and critics.

Looking for the most trusted Paris restaurant guide in 2025? With the internet drowning in AI-written listicles and tourist-driven hype, it’s never been more important to seek out human-curated lists created by people who actually live and eat here. As a chef living in Paris, I constantly get asked where I eat, who I trust, … Read more