Paris Food Critics

How to Avoid Tourist Food in Paris: What Chefs, Locals, and Professional Eaters Wish You Knew

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Whimsical watercolor sketch of a tipsy chef, foodie journalist, and geeky local sharing laughs after a decadent Paris meal—symbolizing how to avoid tourist food in Paris and eat like a true insider.

No beret, Gauloise or moody frown needed to eat like a Parisian—but you do need sharper instincts. We asked chefs, locals, and professional eaters for their bluntest advice on how to avoid tourist food in Paris. Because trust us—it’s not just about overpaying. It’s about missing out on what makes Paris taste like Paris. The … Read more

How the French Eat in 2025: A Realistic Look at Modern Habits

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Parody logo blending McDonald's golden arches and Picard snowflake with text 'Eat Like The French' – satirical take on modern French eating habits in 2025.

France’s reputation as the land of gourmet food, crusty baguettes, and leisurely bistro lunches still holds romantic appeal—but it no longer tells the full story. In 2025, French eating habits are shifting in surprising ways. From rising fast-food sales and frozen meal dependence to the growing dominance of global food giants, how the French actually … Read more