Review: La Grand Épicerie de Paris – Luxury, Loathing & a Lot of Goddamn Good Cheese

Illustration of Grumpy chef shopping at Le Grand Épicerie de Paris surrounded by luxury gourmet shelves glowing with golden produce

I walked in to La Grand Épicerie de Paris ready to hate it. Not mild irritation or a polite shake of the head. Full chef-mode disdain. I wanted to rip it apart—aisle by overpriced aisle—exposing it as the bougie food theme park I was certain it had become. And honestly? It is.But it’s also kind … Read more

The Real Paris Restaurant Guide: Who to Trust in 2025

Illustration for Paris Restaurant Guide 2025 featuring a smiling chef, Eiffel Tower, wine, and plate—chef-approved local food tips and critics.

Looking for the most trusted Paris restaurant guide in 2025? With the internet drowning in AI-written listicles and tourist-driven hype, it’s never been more important to seek out human-curated lists created by people who actually live and eat here. As a chef living in Paris, I constantly get asked where I eat, who I trust, … Read more

Paris Restaurant Tips for Tourists in 2025: A Step-by-Step Dining Guide

Illustration of a vibrant Parisian restaurant terrace with tourists dining, a waiter serving wine, and the Eiffel Tower in the background – blog header for Paris Restaurant Tips for Tourists in 2025.

Let’s face it—eating out in Paris is one of the greatest joys of visiting the city. But it’s also where things can go wildly right or terribly wrong. With tens of thousands of restaurants, it’s a food-lover’s paradise—but that doesn’t mean it’s easy to navigate. Even as a chef and lifelong foodie, I’ll admit: you … Read more