This is where we tell it like it tastes. From restaurants and food tours to local festivals, craft beer, and market finds—these reviews cover the full flavour spectrum of France. Every review is written by a working chef, not a PR writer or influencer on a freebie. That means honest opinions, sharp insights, and a healthy obsession with quality.
We review food wherever we find it. That might mean an €80 tasting menu or a €4 galette from a Breton food truck. The only rule? It has to be real, rooted, and worth talking about.
If I wouldn’t bring my wife, my kid, or my hungriest friend there—I’m not recommending it. Life’s too short for bad bread and warm beer.
To say I was mildly hungover on Monday morning would be an understatement. The dreary drizzle over Bordeaux wasn’t helping, nor was my capsule hostel bed that seemed to be a cocoon designed to trap me in my misery. But after some internal wrestling, I managed to drag myself into the grey world, driven by … Read more
I’m no runner, but a marathon that winds through the world’s most famous vineyards, with stops every few kilometres to feast on the best wine and gourmet food France has to offer, might just tempt me to strap up my gammy knee, lay off the fags and get running. Welcome to your guide to the … Read more
This is not just a review of the Adnams brewery tour, their beers or their pubs but instead a little exploration into the tasty palace of memoires Adnams craft beer has built in my mind. Find out why I think Adnams make the best craft beer in the world and what being an avid fan … Read more
Every spring, Paris celebrates the art of baking with the Fête du Pain, set against the backdrop of the still under renovation Notre Dame. While the towering spires of this historic cathedral are no longer shrouded in scaffolds, the square before it is limited due to the continued restorations. Nothing stopping the french transform it … Read more
The exclamation that came out of my brothers mouth after his first forkful of the tomato sauce his main course bathed in caught me by suprise. You would expect that living in the ancient city of Marseille, Provence’s un-official capital, he would be used to eating exceptional Tomato sauce. But clearly not. Every forkful of … Read more
On my recent trip back to London, I had an unsettling realisation: I’m officially more Parisian than British. The pubs, the ales, even the accents—they felt both familiar and foreign at once. Yet, living in Paris, I still crave a proper British pub—the kind where you stand at the bar shouting at football matches, nursing … Read more
Let’s get one thing straight: France might be the land of wine, but Paris? Paris is a damn good beer city if you know where to look. Forget the mass-market blondes in bistros and that sad pint of Kronenbourg at the corner tabac. We’re talking about hunting down the best craft beer in Paris, proper … Read more
Despite dining alone, I couldn’t stop myself from murmuring, “Damn, this is gorgeous.” The poise. The plates. The whole experience at Bonnotte felt like a quiet revelation. I held back from announcing it to the well-heeled crowd around me—after all, I’d already confused the waitstaff with my English accent, perfect French, and the fact I … Read more
Finding the perfect gift for a foodie can feel like navigating a bustling market without a shopping list—overwhelming and full of choices! But don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned chef, an aspiring baker, or someone who just loves a good meal, this guide is your go-to resource. As a … Read more