Paris Bread Festival 2025: Fête du Pain Dates, Highlights & What to Expect

Young female baker teaching school children about French bread in front of Notre-Dame Cathedral at the Paris Bread Festival 2025 with a French flag waving

If you think bread is just a side dish in France, you haven’t been to the Paris Bread Festival. For 11 buttery, flour-flecked days in May, the air around Notre-Dame turns into a symphony of crust crackles and rising dough. This isn’t your average foodie event—it’s a full-blown homage to the boulangers who keep Paris … Read more

A Chef’s Timeline of French Gastronomic History

Watercolor and ink illustration depicting key moments in the timeline of French gastronomic history, including ancient amphorae, medieval cookbooks, and 19th-century chefs.

Welcome to the ultimate reference timeline for chefs, gastronomes, and food-obsessed travelers who want to understand the roots of French cuisine—not through myths, but through real moments, people, and flavours that shaped it. This isn’t a dusty academic scroll. It’s a living, growing record of what made France taste like France—from Gaulish cervoise to modern … Read more

The Delicious Evolution of French Food: A (Very Geeky) Origin Story

Illustration showing the history of French gastronomy with a Gaulish family feasting alongside chef Escoffier in watercolor and ink style

If you’ve ever wondered how the history of French gastronomy became the world’s gold standard for eating well—this is your rabbit hole. From wild Gaulish feasts and Roman wine barrels to the rise of haute cuisine and the modern-day Michelin empire, this post traces the full, delicious evolution of French food. Whether you’re a culinary … Read more

The Ultimate Emojicon & Cute-Core Text Emoji Guide for Chefs and Foodies

You know what we’re tired of? Beige templates, overly curated grids, and emoji that disappear in dark mode. Back in the MySpace days, we didn’t have Canva—we had character codes and vibes. And honestly? It slapped. This guide is a love letter to that chaotic, romantic, cut-and-paste energy. Whether you’re a chef with a Substack, … Read more

How to Avoid Tourist Food in Paris: What Chefs, Locals, and Professional Eaters Wish You Knew

Whimsical watercolor sketch of a tipsy chef, foodie journalist, and geeky local sharing laughs after a decadent Paris meal—symbolizing how to avoid tourist food in Paris and eat like a true insider.

No beret, Gauloise or moody frown needed to eat like a Parisian—but you do need sharper instincts. We asked chefs, locals, and professional eaters for their bluntest advice on how to avoid tourist food in Paris. Because trust us—it’s not just about overpaying. It’s about missing out on what makes Paris taste like Paris. The … Read more

How the French Eat in 2025: A Realistic Look at Modern Habits

Parody logo blending McDonald's golden arches and Picard snowflake with text 'Eat Like The French' – satirical take on modern French eating habits in 2025.

France’s reputation as the land of gourmet food, crusty baguettes, and leisurely bistro lunches still holds romantic appeal—but it no longer tells the full story. In 2025, French eating habits are shifting in surprising ways. From rising fast-food sales and frozen meal dependence to the growing dominance of global food giants, how the French actually … Read more

What to Do in Paris for Foodies in May 2025

foodies guide what to in paris in may. Spring picnic in Paris illustration with foodies enjoying seasonal French food near the Eiffel Tower — watercolor style for foodie travel blog.

May in Paris isn’t polite—it’s bursting. Café terraces spill onto the pavement. Strawberries are finally sweet enough to seduce. Asparagus spears stand tall like they own the season. And the city’s appetite? Insatiable. Whether you’re planning a trip or already elbows-deep in Parisian pleasure, here’s your chef’s-eye view of what to eat, sip, and savour … Read more

What to Do in Paris for Foodies in April 2025

Watercolor-style illustration of spring in Paris with cherry blossoms, the Eiffel Tower, and people in t-shirts sharing an umbrella—capturing April's mix of sunshine and showers. hero image for a foodie blog about what to eat and do in Paris in April 2025.

Spring in Paris doesn’t whisper—it sizzles. The terraces are filling, the markets are bursting, and the kitchens? Oh, they’re getting cheeky. April is when the city swaps its winter coat for something a little more seductive, and if you’ve got taste buds worth their salt, now’s the time to pay attention. Here’s my guide on what … Read more

Paris Restaurant Guide 2026: How to Find the Best Places to Eat (Chef Approved)

Messy Paris restaurant table after a meal with wine, plates and notes – chef’s guide to where to eat in Paris

Looking for the most trusted Paris restaurant guide in 2026? With the internet drowning in AI-written listicles and tourist-driven hype, it’s never been more important to seek out human-curated lists created by people who actually live and eat here. As a chef living in Paris, I constantly get asked where I eat, who I trust, … Read more